February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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Anonymous asked: Do you prefer hairy or shaven vaginas?
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Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it!
Ned Flanders: Diddly
Feb 26th
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Would like to be in bed with a cute girl with our legs all wrapped up together.
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I'm sick of being single.
0urfallenlove: Someone be mine and make me happy.
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stopbreedingfucking-rats asked: I've been meaning to find out, how much does it cost for them to get stitched up/surgically removed?
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stopbreedingfucking-rats asked: Why would you do such a thing! And anyway, how do you suppose on downsizing from 24mm? Aha, i have to hurry up and get the red shore plugs! As you know the red shore don't make merch anymore so once they're sold out they are gone forever! Their on sale too, $40 for both! :)
Feb 26th
Reblog if you’d care if the person you reblogged...
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youbetails-illbebekki asked: you're really cute c:
Feb 26th
Anonymous asked: I'll love you in the pants.
Feb 26th
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ahoymaya replied to your post: Why won’t anyone love me in the pants? already have Oh baby
Feb 26th
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Why won't anyone love me in the pants?
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sailyourships asked: fuck ya
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This just happened...
Some girl added me on facebook. Could not stalk her so I accepted so I could get my stalk on.
She started messaging me straight up.
Gurl: "Hello :)"
Me: "Hello"
Gurl: "Hehe"
Gurl: "How are you?"
THERE WAS NO FUCKING NEED FOR THE FUCKING "HEHE" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH JESUS FUCK.
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beautifullydamagedsilhouette asked: you're cute
Feb 26th
payingmoreforyourdyingwish asked: oh fair enough argh i hate clashes but i don't think the used have clashed with anyone sO YA THATS GOOD
Feb 26th
payingmoreforyourdyingwish asked: yeah i'm going to see them at soundwave :--) sobs though b/c they've clashed with versaemerge and versa are my babies too
Feb 26th
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payingmoreforyourdyingwish asked: omfg ya cheshire cat is great idk mine is take off your pants and jacket but it changes all the time lmao are you going to see angels and airwaves?
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smellslikechildrenn replied to your photo: Anyone want to fill the available space in my bed?… o k come to me
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